You're probably here because you're bad at typing. If not, welcome!
Just So You Know
This web server is to be used by authorized users only (me, me, and I). Any abuse detected in logs will warrant a mirrored attack back at you. I have snapshots and backups that I can revert back to.
FYI: This server literally holds files for my classes. You are wasting your time…
Server Location
Here I am!
This server is currently residing in Portland, OR. This is an approximate location that you can already get from GeoIP.
P.S. I needed content to fill this page. So I saved you a step!